
| Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!! |
| Why did the chewing gum cross the road? Because it was stuck to the foot of the chicken. |
| What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, then rolls in the dirt some more? A dirty double crossing chicken! |
| There are two cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy? The one on the range! |